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Post by Nya on Feb 23, 2006 16:39:08 GMT -5
I got this in my Email yesterday but could not check my mail till today I get these all the time from people that work with my mother. But this one I really liked and wanted to share it with you all. Court Order You have been accused of accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior and bombarding God with prayers! You are hereby sentenced to Everlasting Life , No bail, No Appeal. You have been labeled Blessed and hereby detained in God's custody forever, Amen. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals. If you believe send it to all your friends including me that sent it to you. Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but FAITH looks up. Lord, grant me patience to endure my blessing...... When the devil comes knocking at your door, simply say... "Jesus, could you get that for me please"?
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Post by Gwen on May 2, 2006 20:48:56 GMT -5
What would happen if jesus said...
Jesus: "No get it yourself! i have to do everything around here! you really are so lazy, it took me 20 minutes to get the grass stains out of your shirt & don't get me started of the fact you don't seem to be able to wash a cup! I'm here on my own all day watching Oprah & you come home expecting your dinner on the table! & you didn't even like the last stew i made! You don't appriciate me! i wouldn't even treat Judas like this...well maybe him, but no one important!...don't look at me like that!" You: *gulp* "But Jesus...it's the d e v i l!" Jesus: "Of course it is! the Avon Lady always rings the doorbell! Only Satan knocks!" You: "B-but he wants my soul!" Jesus: "He wants everybodys soul! He's so greedy! Just open the door & tell him to go away!" You: "I'm scared, will you do it for me?....please!...i'll make you a sandwich....pleeeaseeee?!" Jesus: "Oooh, sandwich! what kind?" You: "Cheese and pickle!...you love cheese and pickle!" Jesus: "Yum, okay..." *answers door* Satan: "Wait a minute! it's you! the Son!" Jesus: "Go away!" Satan: "B-but, theres this mortal...i want his soul!" Jesus: "I'm warning you Lucifer! Don't make me get my broom!! OUT!" *Satan runs away* You: "Cheers Jesus! & heres your sandwich!" Jesus: "Awww, i'm touched, come & give me a hug!" *huggles*
whoo, sorry. i have no idea where that came from ;D (no offence btw)
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Post by Nya on May 2, 2006 22:02:55 GMT -5
lol dont be sorry lol I loved it ^^ laughed through the whole thing.
Thank you for sharing it Gwen. ^^
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Post by Michael on May 2, 2006 22:32:26 GMT -5
Hehe, it was hilarious! At first I was like... uh? But then I kept reading and then I was omgoodness! HILARIOUSNESS!
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Post by Aled on May 3, 2006 10:01:56 GMT -5
rofl that is really funny ;D both of them nice finds/gets you two lol
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Post by Gwen on May 3, 2006 13:01:45 GMT -5
lol, cheers, just totally made it up, spur of the moment blah
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Post by Ifrit on May 4, 2006 21:07:34 GMT -5
Heh thats cute lol
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