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Post by lhw on Jan 24, 2006 8:27:33 GMT -5
Whoo hoo!! Just got me a new scarf yesterday!!  So what? What's the big deal about a scarf?Well, for one thing, my mum knitted the entire thing. Oh, so that's why you're happy, because your mum made it?Well, some, but it's not the primary reason. I'm just very pleased with the pattern she used...it's over 20 years old!  A 20+ year old scarf pattern?? What's so great about that!?Well, it's who wore it, and made it famous. By now, Matt's already figured it out. Ok...who wore this "famous" scarf??None other than Mr. Tom Baker. 'Nuff said. ;D I, uh, have no idea who that is.Then you need to call The Doctor!  Now to locate an authentic hat on the Net ( I had one 25 years ago, but lost it in a move...time to replace it). ;D ;D You're one strange old man, ya know that??Yup. I couldn't agree more. LOL |
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Post by hischild on Jan 24, 2006 9:17:14 GMT -5
hahahahahahahahahahaha I agree with what you agreed with yourself about. You are very strange! Do those voices in your head ever get you into trouble?
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Post by lhw on Jan 24, 2006 9:25:08 GMT -5
Only the one with the Irish accent. He keeps rambling on and on how it's "his island" and wanting to fight the English.
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Post by hischild on Jan 24, 2006 9:30:10 GMT -5
Jim and Edna, were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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Post by lhw on Jan 24, 2006 9:38:19 GMT -5
And you want to talk about MY voices!?!? Someone needs to read up on Matthew 7:3-5 or Luke 6:41-42 methinks. |
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Post by hischild on Jan 24, 2006 9:44:31 GMT -5
Matt 7:3 Why do you stare from without at the very small particle that is in your brother's eye but do not become aware of {and} consider the beam of timber that is in your own eye?
Matt 7:4 Or how can you say to your brother, Let me get the tiny particle out of your eye, when there is the beam of timber in your own eye?
Matt 7:5 You hypocrite, first get the beam of timber out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the tiny particle out of your brother's eye.
Luke 6:41 Why do you see the speck that is in your brother's eye but do not notice {or} consider the beam [of timber] that is in your own eye?
Luke 6:42 Or how can you say to your brother, Brother, allow me to take out the speck that is in your eye, when you yourself do not see the beam that is in your own eye? You actor (pretender, hypocrite)! First take the beam out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take out the speck that is in your brother's eye.
That Irish voice in your head said he wanted a joke to take his mind of the fight with England and he made me post that joke.
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Post by hischild on Jan 24, 2006 9:47:23 GMT -5
Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to be Crazy?
Written By: Unknown
Copyright Unknown
A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea
"Whoops," said the flea, "There's a horse on me!"
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Way down South where bananas grow
A flea stepped on an elephant's toe
The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes
"Why don't you pick on someone your own size?"
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Way up North where there's ice and snow
There lived a penguin and his name was Joe
He got so tired of black and white
He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Eli, Eli had some socks
A dollar a pair and a nickel a box
The more you wear 'em the better they get
And you put 'em in the water and they don't get wet!
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Called myself on the telephone
Just to hear that golden tone
Asked myself out for a date
Said be ready 'bout half-past eight!
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself on the very last row
Wrapped my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
Giddy and foolish the whole day through
Boom, boom, ain't it great to be crazy?
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Post by lostsoul on Jan 24, 2006 11:00:10 GMT -5
lol wow what a bizare post.....  i havent got up to Matthew or Luke yet im still at the beggining lol but yeh.....voices and irish one arguing about the British yadayadayada |
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Post by hischild on Jan 24, 2006 11:12:03 GMT -5
Hamster don't pay too much attention to our adult senses of humor. You'll understand better when you get a bit older.
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Post by lhw on Jan 24, 2006 11:17:53 GMT -5
If it helps, the Irish voice that talks about "his island" is a referrence to the Irish character in the movie Braveheart.
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Post by matthew on Jan 24, 2006 13:53:40 GMT -5
lol, so your mum really was knitting you a Tom Baker Scarf! That's awesome and i want one too |
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Post by Michael on Jan 24, 2006 15:32:43 GMT -5
Hmm, I don't know who tom baker is but that is SO cool! I envy you! You have a named scarf!!!!
Bethany, I know that whole song by heart! lol... one day they played it on PBS and I memorized it. lol.
I LOVE Braveheart! That movie is SO awesome!!!
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Post by hischild on Jan 24, 2006 17:59:42 GMT -5
Tom Baker was a Dr. Who that wore a striped scarf and strange looking hat.
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Post by matthew on Jan 24, 2006 18:09:59 GMT -5
 ;D |
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Post by Michael on Jan 24, 2006 23:02:35 GMT -5
OH! That is the coolest looking scarf I've ever seen! And I like the grunginess of his shoes, as well! ;D
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Post by lostsoul on Jan 26, 2006 14:57:27 GMT -5
oh why didnt you say Dr. Who person oh rite.....those Darlaks are soooooo cool .....oh yeh and so is the scarf lol |
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Post by lhw on Jan 26, 2006 15:41:14 GMT -5
I did mention it was a Dr. Who person. It's not MY fault YOU didn't know who he was. On a side note, I recently found out that Tom Baker also had a role in the cult classic Dungeons & Dragons...he plays Halvarth, the old Elf that heals Ridley. I pulled out my DVD and watched it again, just to see that scene again. He's put on a lot of weight in his golden years...I hardly recognize him, and that movie came out in 2000. Too bad Jon Pertwee's dead, though...he was my fave. At least I got to meet him, "Sarah" and "The Master" back in the '80's. ;D |
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